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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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