What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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