A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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