No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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3pm strippers are depressing
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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