I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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