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(248): View more from Michigan

im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

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(210): View more from Texas

stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown

(281): View more from Texas

Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea

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(317): View more from Indiana

fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.

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(863): View more from Florida

We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.

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