they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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