I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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