i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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