but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You can't motorboat a personality
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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