Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
