i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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