Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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