It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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