booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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