Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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