please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The convent might be a nice break from real life
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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