Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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