dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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