I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
