the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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