We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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