just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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