I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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