Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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