so explain again why im purple
no
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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