I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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