I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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