I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
operation have a gay friend backfired
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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