Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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