I think my fart just growled at me.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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