I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She bit a glass in half.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
COCAINE IS GR8
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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