in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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