Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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