I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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