i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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