sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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