My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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