I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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