I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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