There was a lot of him and a little penis
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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