new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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