i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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