Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
