i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Shame - the story of my life.
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