redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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