Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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