idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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