Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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