would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?