How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
