oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I could have mohawked her pubes.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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