I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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